Thursday, June 4, 2009

Open Letter to Rob..

Rob


I created this blog because I feel compelled to protect and voice my concern. Hopefully in your perusing the Internet, someday you may come across it.


For some reason I am inexplicably drawn to write to you. I’m not going to lie; I am a huge fan of your work, both on screen and musically. However, I can assure you I am not one of those teenage screaming mentals tossing panties and asking you to bite me. Not quite sure how you deal with that, I sincerely feel angry & sorry for you every time I read about it online. It must be incredibly hard for you to have no private life anymore. Maternal instincts must want to protect you I guess.

My name is Lisa and I am a 38 year Music Management & Corporate travel agent by trade. I work with several well known bands and deal with privacy issues for them on a daily basis. They complain to me often about how much that aspect of their careers suck, I’m apparently a good listener because they love telling me their little nightmares when someone needs to vent. I love what I do, been doing it for about 20 years now and try to make the most of it. I’m a born and raised Jersey girl, but now live in the Pocono Mountains of PA. I needed to escape the hectic noisy city life for a bit. Its quiet here...sometimes a little too quiet, but it allows me to escape to read, relax, and write a little poetry in my down time. I wish I could say I was musically talented as well, but it seems it skipped me and went from my father’s (and all his sisters & brothers) awesome guitar playing to my sister’s piano skills. Maybe my appreciation of music is more that way..I have very eclectic tastes. My I-pod scares me with so much variety.

I just wanted to take the time to tell you how amazing you are, how beautiful, humble and shy you seem to be. Seeing that with any celebrity now-a-days is rare. Try not to let the bullshit get to you, and please don’t ever turn into one of those egotistical Hollywood pricks. Sorry, not very ladylike...but that’s me. I don’t edit and I lack a filter most of the time. I’m so not the Barbie doll, prissy Hollywood bleach blond, fake boobs, Gucci toting waifs you’re probably used to seeing in LA. I’m just 5ft nothing, brown hair, caramel-eyed, shy but adorable, fiercely loyal, snarky but fun to be around type of girl. That wasn’t any sort of a proposition either…just thought you may want a visual to go with the big mouth behind this blog.


Well, I’m quite sure you’re bored of my drivel by now. Seeing that your filming in NYC this summer, I'm about an hour from Manhattan area and if you ever need a mad escape from the freakish screaming lunatics you call fans...haha...I can promise you quiet, privacy, a cold beer, a home cooked meal and entertaining conversation as a backup plan to being holed up in a boring ass hotel room avoiding the screamers & paps like the plague.


I wish you all the best...I truly do.


All my love..Lisa



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